"My mom hires this silly clown for my birthday party and he's sleeping on the job!! " PETEY THE CLOWN IS CHICAGOLAND'S HIGHEST IN DEMAND FAMILY COMEDY ENTERTAINER...AT A PRICE YOU CAN AFFORD! PETEY THE CLOWN WITH SOME SATISFIED CUSTOMERS! A HIGH ENERGY COMEDY SHOW WITH PUPPETS, MUSIC, MAGIC AND KID PARTICIPATION! FUN FOR THE ADULTS AS WELL AS THE KIDS! NO ONE GETS EM' LAUGHING LIKE PETEY! PHONE 815-759-0042 0R 847-228-5296 TO RESERVE PETEY FOR YOUR SPECIAL EVENT! HAIRY THE MONKEY HAS PETEY ALL TIED UP!                       OVER 600 HAPPY CUSTOMERS YEARLY!! WHY SHOULD I CHOOSE PETEY THE CLOWN? PETEY IS NOT JUST YOUR ORDINARY CLOWN. MANY CLOWNS AND SO CALLED CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINERS ARE CONTENT TO SHOW UP AND DO A LITTLE FACE PAINTING. TWIST SOME BALLOONS AND DO A FEW SIMPLE MAGIC TRICKS AND CALL IT A DAY. PETEY THE CLOWN IS A CONSUMATE ENTERTAINER. HE HAS BEEN ENTERTAINING FAMILIES FOR OVER TWENTY FIVE YEARS IN EVERY IMAGINABLE SITUATION. PETEY IS A STUDENT OF COMEDY, AND HAS PERFORMED ON TELEVISION, IN COMMERCIALS AND MUSIC VIDEOS, AND HAS EVEN APPEARED IN SEVERAL MOVIES. PETEY'S EXPERIENCE FORM BEING IN THE SPOTLIGHT MOST OF HIS LIFE SHOWS, AS HE DAZZLES THE KIDS AND THEIR PARENTS WITH PUPPET VENTRILOQUISIM ( A DYING ART FROM THE GLORY DAYS OF TELEVISION VARIETY SHOWS) LIVE MUSICAL PERFORMANCE AND SILLY SING ALONGS ACCOMPANIED WITH HIS LITTLE GUITAR, AND CRAZY MAGIC AND COMEDY ROUTINES WHICH ARE GUARANTEED TO BRING LAUGHTER GALORE! WHAT AMAZES MOST PEOPLE WHEN THEY HIRE PETEY FOR THEIR KIDS, IS HOW WELL HE WORKS THE CROWD, AND ENTERTAINS THE ADULTS AS WELL. THIS IS OFTEN A PLEASANT SURPRISE AS MOST CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINERS ARE NOT EXPERIENCED TO ENTERTAIN ADULTS. WELL, PERHAPS THE FACT THAT PETEY THE CLOWN IS ALSO A STAND UP COMIC HELPS. PETEY IS A NON-SCARY KID'S ENTERTIANER. NO GLOBS OF GREASEPAINT AND BRIGHT ORANGE WIGS THAT OFTEN SEND YOUNG CHILDREN RUNNING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION. JUST A VERY FUNNY GUY WHO LOVES KID'S AND ENTERTAINING PEOPLE OF ALL AGES, AND WHO PERFORMS AT EACH AND EVERY EVENT AS IF IT'S HIS LAST..AND IT WILL BE IF HIS EX-WIFE EVER FINDS HIM! OUCH! JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! THE KID'S FACES SAY IT ALL AS PETEY ENTERTAINS AT FAITH'S 7TH BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH ONE OF HIS COMEDY PUPPET ROUTINES. SERVING CHICAGO AND CHICAGOLAND SUBURBS!! PETEY THE CLOWN WILL MAKE YOUR CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY A MOST MEMORABLE EVENT!! YOUR CHILD DESERVES THE BEST!! PETEY THE CLOWN WILL MAKE IT A BIRTHDAY PARTY TO REMEMBER!! Petey The Clown is simply the best! See for yourself why Petey is the highest in demand in Chicagoland and throughout Illinois! Petey has performed at thousands of birthday parties & knows what kids like and what makes them laugh and have a great time! Your child and guests will be amazed as Petey juggles, performs magic and music, tells funny jokes, performs comedy with his animal friend puppets, and makes animal balloons!! If you want a funny energetic clown, then Petey then Clown is the one! And moms, Petey is kid friendly AND non-scary. A well seasoned and extremelly professional kid show entertainer, Petey's family show is enjoyed by adults as well as kids! there is somthing in Petey's well crafted and timely tested act for everyone! The birthday show is an hour long and is only $165. Call (815)759-0042 or (847)228-5296 today!! Weekends fill up fast, so don't delay..CALL TODAY!! E-mail us at peteberwick@yahoo.com THE BIRTHDAY PARTY SHOW IS AVAILABLE THROUGHOUT MOST OF ILLINOIS! CALL TO SCHEDULE TODAY! 50% OF PETEY THE CLOWN SHOWS ARE REPEAT CUSTOMERS! PETEY THE CLOWN IS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR GRAND OPENINGS, FESTIVALS, RESTAURANTS, RETIREMENT HOMES, BLOCK PARTIES, SINGING TELEGRAMS, OR ANY EVENT IMAGINABLE! PETEY THE CLOWN IS INSURED THROUGH WCA. (WORLD CLOWN ASSOCIATION.)   PETEY THE CLOWN IS THE CONSUMATE ENTERTAINTER! HIS HIGH ENERGY KID SHOW IS IN HIGH DEMAND. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET A MAGICIAN, JUGGLER, COMEDIAN, VENTRILOQUIST(PUPPETS) AND MUSICIAN ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE CLOWN? MAKE THE SMART CHOICE THAT OVER 500 HAPPY CUSTOMERS DO EACH AND EVERY YEAR...CALL BIG TOP ENTERTAINMENT TODAY! YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID! What they say about Petey... Dear Petey, Thank you so much for your wonderful entertainment at Frankie's birthday party on Jan.25. The kids loved it. Phyllis holly Petey, I just wanterd to send a thank you letter for your wonderful performance at our Mother's Day Luncheon on May 14. Everyone was thouroughly pleased with your act. It entertained the adults of our group, as weel as the children. You helped make our event a most memorable one. Thank you and we hope to use your services again. Sincerely yours, Marilyn Sarneli. Step By Step Early Childhood P.T.A.  Carol Stream, Il Dear Petey, Thank you SO much for coming to Hawthorne School in Elmhurst to surprise my mother for her birthday! I know she got a kick out of it and so did all the kids. You really made her day! Thank's again, Samantha Butler Petey, We all enjoyed your show very much! Keep it up! Did a great Job! From all the kids, staff and management of Children's World Learning Ctr. Petey, On behalf of the Westgate PTA, I would like to thank you for helping make our ice cream social a success. Everyone enjoyed your humor and the children loved the balloons. Lori Pogue Petey, We really appreciate your good humor. It always brightens our residents days. Terry Reimer,Golfveiw Development center Dear Petey, Thank you for your spectacular performance at the Neuroblastoma Benefit Picnic. The kids loved you! You helped us raise over $22,000 to be donated to Children's Memorial Hospital. It is people like you who make each day brighter. All the best, Kathy Anderson Neuroblastoma Foundation Dear Petey, On behalf of the Nobel Learning Community and Chesterbrook Academy we would like to thank you for your participation in our grand opening celebration on March 18, 2000. We really enjoyed your fun clowning and balloon creations. The audience had a good time. We look forward to working with you in future events. Kathy Abel, Principal Chesterbrook staff and Students Dear Petey, Thanks for the great show at our wacky Wednesday, July 12. It was a pleasure to have you perform for all our kids! Thank's for all the energy and fun you provided and for arriving early and being so great with the crowd. If you ever need a recommendation don't hesitate to give my number. We will be calling for future programming! Cynthia Lobaza, Assistant Librarian Fox Lake District Library Pete, thank you SO much for helping us cheer up our good friend Steve Cochran an such short notice. He loved it and hasn't stoped talking about it since! Thank's again, Kira Vivento PETEY THE CLOWN PERFORMS AT OVER 500 EVENTS YEARLY. PETEY IS A MEMBER OF THE INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT PROFESSIONALS, A CERTIFIED PROFESSIONAL CLOWN, AND A MEMBER OF THE NORTH AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF VENTRILOQUISTS.